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Q: How many Linux users does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One, but he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Windows user. |
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Q: How many Windows programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle..... |
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Q: How many BASIC programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: 10 PRESS UP 20 TURN CLOCKWISE 30 GOTO 10 |
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Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
A: One. He will hand the bulb to a Linux user, thereby reducing the problem to a previous joke. |
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