*        This module defines the actions to be taken when certain
*        verb, verb/object, verb/verb or object/object word sequences
*        are spoken.
*
ACTION   LIFT         {Deliberately non-synonymous with get - for grate and}
         IFKEY GRATE  {for the flagstone, intercepted in AT DUNGEON}
            IFNEAR GRATE
               IFEQ GRATE, UNLOCKED
                  QUIP ALREADY.OPEN, GRATE
               FIN
               QUIP GRATE.LOCKED, ARG1
            FIN
            PROCEED
         FIN
         CALL GET
ACTION   GET
         ANYOF DRINK, INVENTORY
            SET STATUS, 1
            CALL ARG2
ACTION   GET
         IFKEY ALL
            DOALL HERE, PORTABLE
         FIN
         IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
            AND
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            SET IV, ARG2
            EXEC 11, IV
            IFEQ IV, 0
               PROCEED
            FIN
            BIT ARG2, PORTABLE
               IFHERE ARG2
                  AND
               IFLT INVCT, STRENGTH
                  BIS ARG2, SEEN
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         CALL IS.IT.DARK?
         IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
            IFKEY OWL
               AND
            IFNEAR OWL
               QUIP NO.KILL.OWL
            FIN
            CALL GROPE.FOR.IT   {have to grope around for it}
         FIN
         SET K, 0                 {Assume no defaulting}
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            SET K, 1              {We may be defaulting!}
         FIN
         DEFAULT PORTABLE
         ANYOF BIRD, CAGE, OIL, WATER, CHAIN, BEAR, CLAM
         ANYOF SWORD, SCEPTRE, KNIFE, ORB, STARSTONE, UNICORN
            IFKEY BIRD
               CALL GET.BIRD
            ELSE
               IFKEY CAGE
                  CALL GET.CAGE
               ELSE
                  IFKEY OIL
                     CALL GET.OIL
                  ELSE
                     IFKEY WATER
                        CALL GET.WATER
                     ELSE
                        IFKEY CHAIN
                           AND
                        IFAT BEAR.ROOM
                           AND
                        IFHERE CHAIN
                           AND
                           NOT
                        IFEQ CHAIN, UNLOCKED
                           QUIP CHAIN.LOCKED
                        FIN
                        IFKEY BEAR
                           CALL GET.BEAR
                        ELSE
                           IFKEY SWORD
                              CALL GET.SWORD
                           ELSE
                              IFKEY SCEPTRE
                                 CALL GET.SCEPTRE
                              ELSE
                                 IFKEY KNIFE
                                    CALL GET.KNIFE
                                 ELSE
                                    IFKEY ORB
                                       CALL GET.ORB
                                    ELSE
                                       IFKEY STARSTONE
                                          CALL GET.STARSTONE
                                       ELSE
                                          IFKEY UNICORN
                                             AND
                                          IFHERE UNICORN
                                             QUIP UNICORN.WONT.MOVE
                                          FIN
                                       FIN
                                    FIN
                                 FIN
                              FIN
                           FIN
                        FIN
                     FIN
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
ACTION   GET        {Generalized last-case "get" routine}
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            PROCEED
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
         ELSE
            PROCEED
         FIN
         IFHAVE ARG2
            QUIP YOU.HAVE.IT, ARG2
         FIN
         IFNEAR ARG2
         ELSE
            QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
         FIN
         IFKEY DUNG
            CALL LOOK
            QUIT
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, PORTABLE
         ELSE
            QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
         FIN
         IFKEY RUG
            AND
         IFEQ RUG, UNROLLED
            BIT HINTS, PICKING.UP.RUGS
                SET IV, 0
            ELSE
               BIS HINTS, PICKING.UP.RUGS
               SET IV, 1
            FIN
            QUIP RUG.TOO.LARGE, IV
         FIN
         IFLT  INVCT, STRENGTH
            GET ARG2
            SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
            IFKEY DYNAMITE
               AND
            IFGT K, 0               {WARNING! K must not be used between}
               SAY IT.IS, ROD       {the DEFAULT statement above and here}
            ELSE                    {(the CALLs are OK - they don't return)}
               SAY IT.IS, ARG2
            FIN
            IFKEY OYSTER
               AND
            IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
               AND
            IFEQ OYSTER, 0
               SAY OYSTER.WRITING
               SET OYSTER, 1
            FIN
            CALL PICKUP
         ELSE
            SAY ARMS.ARE.FULL
            FLUSH
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   DROP
         DEFAULT INHAND
         IFKEY ALL
            DOALL INHAND
         FIN
         ANYOF BIRD, CAGE, BOTTLE, OIL, WATER, VASE, VIAL, DJINN, BEAR
         ANYOF DRACHMA, STARSTONE
            IFKEY BIRD
               CALL DROP.BIRD
            ELSE
               IFKEY CAGE
                  CALL DROP.CAGE
               ELSE
                  IFKEY BOTTLE
                     CALL DROP.BOTTLE
                  ELSE
                     IFKEY OIL
                        OR
                     IFKEY WATER
                        CALL DROP.LIQUID
                     ELSE
                        IFKEY VASE
                           CALL DROP.VASE
                        ELSE
                           IFKEY VIAL
                              CALL DROP.VIAL
                           ELSE
                              IFKEY DJINN
                                 AND
                              IFNEAR DJINN
                                 APPORT DJINN, YLEM
                                 BIS DJINN, SPECIAL1
                                 CHOOSE CLOCK, 4, 12
                                 SET LASTCLOCK, CLOCK
                                 QUIP DJINN.ADVICE
                              FIN
                              IFKEY BEAR
                                 IFHAVE BEAR
                                    DROP BEAR
                                    SAY FREED.BEAR
                                    QUIP BLANK
                                 FIN
                              ELSE
                                 IFKEY STARSTONE
                                    CALL DROP.STARSTONE
                                 ELSE
                                    IFKEY DRACHMA
                                       CALL DROP.DRACHMA
                                    FIN
                                 FIN
                              FIN
                           FIN
                        FIN
                     FIN
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
ACTION   DROP               {Generalized "drop" control}
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            PROCEED
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
         ELSE
            PROCEED
         FIN
         IFHAVE ARG2
            CALL CHECK.WEARING
            IFAT CELLAR
               AND
               NOT
            BIT ARG2, BIG
               OR
            IFAT LOW.ROOM
               OR
            IFAT SHAFT
               OR
            IFAT PHONEY.SHAFT
               OR
            BIT HERE, IN.SEWER
               APPORT ARG2, SEA.VIEW
               IFKEY FOOD
                  APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
                  IFNEAR RATS
                     SAY FOOD.DISAPPEARS
                     IFGT RATS, 1
                        SAY RATS.HUNGRY
                     FIN
                     SET RATS, 0
                     QUIT
                  FIN
               FIN
               SAY THE.IT, ARG2
               IFAT CELLAR
                  OR
               IFAT LOW.ROOM
                  IFAT CELLAR
                     LDA K, DOWN.THE.DSHAFT
                  ELSE
                     LDA K, DOWN.THE.SHAFT
                  FIN
               ELSE
                  LDA K, INTO.SEWAGE
               FIN
               BIT ARG2, PLURAL
                  VALUE K, 1
               ELSE
                  VALUE K, 0
               FIN
               QUIT
            FIN
            IFAT BEAMS
               APPORT ARG2, CHAPEL
               SAY THE.IT, ARG2
               BIT ARG2, PLURAL
                  VALUE DROP.TO.DARKNESS, 1
               ELSE
                  VALUE DROP.TO.DARKNESS, 0
               FIN
               QUIT
            FIN
            DROP  ARG2
            IFKEY SPOON
               AND
            IFEQ SPOON, UNREAD
               BIS STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
               SAY SPOON
               BIC STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
               SET SPOON, EPNS.NOTED
            ELSE
               IFKEY TUSK
                  AND
               IFAT BUILDING
                  AND
                  NOT
               BIT TUSK, VALUED
                  SAY TUSK.QUIP, ARG2
                  BIS TUSK, VALUED
               ELSE
                  IFKEY FLASK
                     SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
                     SAY IT.IS..., FLASK
                     IFEQ FLASK, FULL.OF.OIL
                        SAY IT.POURS.OUT, OIL
                     ELSE
                        IFEQ FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
                           SAY IT.POURS.OUT, WATER
                        ELSE
                           SAY BLANK
                        FIN
                     FIN
                     IFGT FLASK, EMPTIED
                        SET FLASK, EMPTIED
                     FIN
                  ELSE
                     SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
                     SAY IT.IS, ARG2
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
         ELSE
            SAY YOU.ARENT.CARRYING, ARG2
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   WALK
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            QUIP WHICH.WAY?, ARG1
         FIN
         IFINRANGE ARG1, FIRST.COMPASS.POINT, LAST.COMPASS.POINT
            OR
         IFINRANGE ARG2, FIRST.COMPASS.POINT, LAST.COMPASS.POINT
            OR
         IFINRANGE ARG2, FIRST.TRAVEL, LAST.TRAVEL
            OR
         IFKEY UP
            OR
         IFKEY DOWN
            OR
         IFKEY BACK
            OR
         IFKEY CAVE
            OR
         IFKEY OUT
            OR
         IFKEY IN
            CALL ARG2
         ELSE
            BIT ARG2, PLACE
               IFAT ARG2
                  QUIP NEED.MORE.DETAIL
               FIN
               QUIP DONT.KNOW.THE.WAY
            FIN
            IFKEY PIRATE
               OR
            IFKEY DWARF
               OR
            IFKEY UNICORN
               OR
            IFKEY SHADOW
               OR
            IFKEY BEAR
               OR
            IFKEY OWL
               IFNEAR ARG2
                  QUIP NOT.GOING.ANYWHERE, ARG2
               FIN
               QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIP PARDON?
         FIN
ACTION   DIG
         QUIP NEED.SHOVEL
ACTION   CAVE
         IFAT VALLEY
           OR
         IFAT ROAD
           OR
         IFAT SLIT
           OR
         IFAT DEPRESSION
           OR
         IFAT BUILDING
            QUIP TRY.FOLLOWING.STREAM
         FIN
         QUIP NEED.MORE.DETAIL
ACTION   OIL
         IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
            OR
         IFNEAR FLASK, FULL.OF.OIL
            OR
         IFNEAR OIL
         ELSE
            IFHAVE VIAL
               QUIP THIS.IS.NOT.OIL
            FIN
            QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, OIL
         FIN
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            IFIS ARG1, OIL
               AND
               NOT
            IFNEAR ARG2
               QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
            ELSE
               IFIS ARG2, OIL
                  AND
                  NOT
               IFNEAR ARG1
                  QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG1
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         IFKEY DOOR
            CALL DISPOSE.OIL
            IFEQ DOOR, RUSTY
               SET DOOR, OILED
               QUIP DOOR.NOW.OILED
            FIN
            SAY YOU.DO, OIL
            QUIP IT.IS, DOOR
         FIN
         IFKEY PLANT
            CALL DISPOSE.OIL
            QUIP YOU.OIL.THE.PLANT
         FIN
         IFKEY PORTCULLIS
            CALL DISPOSE.OIL
            SET PORTCULLIS, OILED
            QUIP PORTCULLIS.NOW.OILY
         FIN
         IFKEY AXE
            QUIP WHATEVER.FOR?
         FIN
         IFKEY SWORD
            LDA K, NO.OIL.SWORD
            IFEQ SWORD, IN.STONE
               ADD K, 1
            FIN
            QUIP K
         FIN
ACTION   WATER PLANT
         IFNEAR PLANT
            IFHAVE FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
               OR
            IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
               IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
               ELSE
                  SET FLASK, EMPTIED
                  QUIP NOT.ENOUGH
               FIN
               SET BOTTLE, EMPTIED
               CALL WATER.BEANSTALK
            ELSE
               SAY YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG1
            FIN
         ELSE
            SAY I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   WATER DOOR
         IFNEAR DOOR
            IFHAVE FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
               OR
            IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
               IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
                  SET BOTTLE, EMPTIED
               ELSE
                  SET FLASK, EMPTIED
               FIN
               SET DOOR, RUSTY
               QUIP HINGES..RUST
            FIN
            QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, WATER
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, DOOR
ACTION   THROW
         ANYOF AXE, SWORD
            CALL IS.IT.DARK?
            IFEQ IV, IT.IS.NOT.DARK
               CALL WEAPONRY
            FIN
ACTION   THROW WATER
         IFHAVE FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
            OR
         IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
            CALL DROP.LIQUID
            QUIT
         FIN
         QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
ACTION   THROW OIL
         IFHAVE FLASK, FULL.OF.OIL
            OR
         IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
            CALL DROP.LIQUID
            QUIT
         FIN
         QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
ACTION   THROW FOOD
         HAVE FOOD
            IFNEAR TROLL
               QUIP NO.FEED.TROLL
            FIN
            IFNEAR DWARF
               DROP FOOD
               BIS DWARF, SPECIAL2 {enrage the dwarf}
               QUIP FED.UP.DWARF
            FIN
            IFNEAR BEAR
               APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
               SET BEAR, CHAINED.GENTLE
               IFEQ AXE, BY.BEAR
                  SET AXE, AN.ZICH
               FIN
               QUIP BEAR.EATS
            FIN
            IFNEAR RATS
               SAY FOOD.DISAPPEARS
               APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
               IFGT RATS, 1         {if rats seen}
                  QUIP RATS.HUNGRY
               FIN
               QUIT
            FIN
ACTION   THROW TEETH
         HAVE TEETH
            CALL SOW.TEETH
ACTION   THROW VIAL
         HAVE  VIAL
            CALL BREAK.VIAL
ACTION   THROW              {Generalized "throw" control}
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            BIT ARG2, OBJECT {throwing objects}
               IFHAVE ARG2  {that you happen to be carrying}
                  AND         {in a place that things can be}
               BIT HERE, TRANSIT {thrown from, to someplace else}
                  CALL CHECK.WEARING
                  CALL UPCHUCK     {find the destination and print}
               FIN               {the message}
            FIN
         FIN
         CALL DROP
ACTION   SOW
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            IFKEY TEETH
               IFHAVE TEETH
                  CALL SOW.TEETH
               FIN
               QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   WAVE
         BIS SHADOW, SPECIAL1
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            ELSE
               PROCEED
            FIN
            BIT ARG2, PORTABLE
            ELSE
               QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
            FIN
            IFHAVE ARG2
            ELSE
               QUIP YOU.ARENT.CARRYING, ARG2
            FIN
         ELSE
            SAY YOU.WAVE
            IFNEAR SHADOW
               QUIP BLANK
            FIN
            QUIP NO.ONE.WAVES.BACK
         FIN
         IFKEY ROD
            IFNEAR FISSURE
               IFLT CLOSURE, EXITS.BARRED
                  ADD FISSURE, 1
                  IFEQ FISSURE, 2
                     SET FISSURE, 0
                     BIS FISSURE, FEATURE
                     APPORT BRIDGE, LIMBO
                  ELSE
                     BIC FISSURE, FEATURE
                  FIN
                  SAY CRYSTAL.BRIDGE, FISSURE
               ELSE
                  SAY NOTHING
               FIN
            ELSE
               IFNEAR QUICKSAND
                  SAY NOTHING.OBVIOUS
                  SET QUICKSAND, 1    {harden the quicksand for a while}
               ELSE
                  IFNEAR GORGE
                     AND
                  IFLT CLOSURE, EXITS.BARRED
                     ADD GORGE, 1
                     SAY GORGE
                     ADD GORGE, 1
                     IFEQ GORGE, 4
                        SET GORGE, 0
                        BIS GORGE, FEATURE
                        APPORT BRIDGE, LIMBO
                     ELSE
                        BIC GORGE, FEATURE
                     FIN
                  ELSE
                     SAY NOTHING
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
         ELSE
            IFKEY AXE
               OR
            IFKEY SWORD
               CALL IS.IT.DARK?
               IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
                  QUIP YOU.HIT.NOTHING, ARG2
               FIN
               CALL WEAPONRY
            ELSE
               SAY NOTHING
            FIN
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   NORTH
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   SOUTH
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   UP
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   DOWN
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   EAST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   WEST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   NORTHEAST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   NORTHWEST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   SOUTHEAST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   SOUTHWEST
         CALL NO.MOVE.POSSIBLE
ACTION   INVENTORY
         SET J, 0
         ITOBJ PTR.OBJ
            IFHAVE PTR.OBJ
               IFEQ J, 0
                  SAY YOU.CURRENTLY.HAVE
                  SET J, 1
               FIN
               SAY PTR.OBJ
            FIN
         EOI
         IFEQ J, 0
            SAY ARMS.ARE.EMPTY
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   LOOK                {Can't look in the dark!}
         CALL IS.IT.DARK?
         IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
            QUIP NO.LIGHT.HERE
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            SET J, 0
            BIT STATUS, FASTMODE
            ELSE
               BIS STATUS, FULLDISPLAY
               SET J, 1
            FIN
            CALL DESCRIBE.HERE
            BIC STATUS, FULLDISPLAY
            BIS HERE, BEEN.HERE
            QUIT
         FIN
         ANYOF MIST, CURTAINS, DRAWINGS, FOG, VOCABULARY    {Special cases}
            CALL ARG2
ACTION   LOOK
         ANYOF NOTICE, DOCUMENTS, INSCRIPTION, MAGAZINES, PLAQUE
         CALL READ
         QUIT
ACTION   LOOK OIL
         IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
            OR
         IFNEAR OIL
            QUIP LOOKS.GREASY
         FIN
         IFNEAR VIAL
            QUIP THIS.IS.NOT.OIL
         FIN
ACTION   LOOK PLANT
         IFNEAR PLANT2
            AND
         IFGT PLANT2, STUNTED
            OR
         IFNEAR PLANT
            QUIP ITS.A.BEANSTALK, PLANT
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
ACTION   LOOK WATER
         IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
            OR
         BIT HERE, H20.HERE
            QUIP WATER.IS.FOR.DRINKING
         FIN
ACTION   LOOK
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            IFNEAR ARG2
            ELSE
               QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
            FIN
         ELSE
            BIT ARG2, PLACE
               IFIS ARG2, SLIT             {Need a more general mechanism!}
                  IFAT ARG2
                  ELSE
                     QUIP YOU.ARE.NOT.THERE
                  FIN
               ELSE
                  QUIP NO.ENLIGHTENMENT
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         ANYOF BRIDGE, ORB
            IFKEY BRIDGE
               CALL LOOK.BRIDGE
            ELSE
               IFKEY ORB
                  CALL SCRY
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
ACTION   LOOK FLASK
         IFLT FLASK, EMPTIED
            QUIP SEALED.FLASK.INFO
         FIN
ACTION   LOOK OYSTER
         IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
            AND
         IFEQ OYSTER, 0
            AND
         IFHAVE OYSTER
            SET OYSTER, 1
            QUIP OYSTER.WRITING
         FIN
ACTION   LOOK
         IFKEY CROWN
            AND
         IFGT CROWN, DORMANT
            QUIP REMOVE.IT.FIRST, CROWN
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            OR
         BIT ARG2, PLACE
            BIS STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
            SAY ARG2
            BIC STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
            IFKEY SPOON
               AND
            IFEQ SPOON, UNREAD
               SET SPOON, EPNS.NOTED
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, VERB
            IFINRANGE ARG2, FIRST.TRAVEL, LAST.TRAVEL
               QUIP NO.ENLIGHTENMENT
            FIN
            IFINRANGE ARG2, FIRST.PSEUDO, LAST.PSEUDO
               IFKEY WALLS
                  BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
                     QUIP HAH!
                  FIN
                  QUIP NOTHING.SPECIAL, ARG2
               FIN
               IFKEY ROCKS
                  QUIP NO.ENLIGHTENMENT
               FIN
               QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   SCRY
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            OR
         IFKEY ORB
         ELSE
            QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
         FIN
         CALL IS.IT.DARK?
         IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
            QUIP NO.SCRYING
         FIN
         IFNEAR ORB
            BIS ORC.MUTTER, ORB.MUTTER
            CALL VISIONS           {Select-a-Vision and stick it in IV}
            LDA J, ORB.VISIONS
            ADD J, IV
            SAY EYE.STRAIN
            SAY J
            QUIP END.VISION
         FIN
         IFAT CELLAR.VIEW
            AND
         IFLOC ORB, CELLAR
            QUIP ORB.OUT.OF.REACH
         FIN
         QUIP NEED.ORB
ACTION   LIGHT
         IFKEY OFF
            CALL EXTINGUISH
         FIN
         IFKEY LAMP
            OR
         IFKEY ON
            OR
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            IFNEAR LAMP
               IFEQ LAMP, SWITCHED.ON
                  QUIP LAMP.ALREADY, SWITCHED.ON
               FIN
               IFLT LAMPLIFE, 40
                  IFNEAR BATTERIES, FRESH
                     SAY NEW.BATTERIES
                     SET BATTERIES, WORNOUT
                     ADD LAMPLIFE, 400
                  FIN
               FIN
               IFGT LAMPLIFE, 0
                  SET LAMP, SWITCHED.ON
                  SAY LAMP.NOW, SWITCHED.ON
                  BIT HERE, LIT
                  ELSE
                     IFNEAR OWL
                        CALL OWL.FLIES.OFF
                     FIN
                     SET STATUS, 1
                     CALL LOOK
                  FIN
                  CALL PHOG
               ELSE
                  SAY LAMP.IS.DEAD
               FIN
            ELSE
               IFKEY LAMP
                  QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
               FIN
               QUIP NO.LIGHT.HERE
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
ACTION   EXTINGUISH
         IFKEY LAMP
            OR
         IFKEY OFF
            OR
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            IFNEAR LAMP
               IFEQ LAMP, SWITCHED.OFF      {Was it off?}
                  QUIP LAMP.ALREADY, SWITCHED.OFF
               FIN
               SET LAMP, SWITCHED.OFF
               SAY LAMP.NOW, SWITCHED.OFF
               CALL IS.IT.DARK?
               IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK         {it is?... tell him so}
                  SAY IT.IS.NOW.DARK
               FIN
               CALL PHOG
            ELSE
               IFKEY LAMP
                  QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
               FIN
               PROCEED     {the standard bailout will say catch it}
            FIN
         ELSE
            QUIP DUNNO.HOW
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   UNLOCK
         DEFAULT OPENABLE
         IFKEY GRATE
            AND
         IFEQ GRATE, LOCKED
            AND
            NOT
         IFHAVE KEYS
            QUIP NEED.KEYS
         FIN
         CALL OPEN
ACTION   OPEN PENTAGRAM {weird case - opening a place!}
         IFAT PENTAGRAM
            IFNEAR DJINN
               APPORT DJINN, YLEM
               BIS DJINN, SPECIAL1
               QUIP DJINN.ADVICE
            FIN
            QUIP PENTAGRAM.EMPTY
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
ACTION   OPEN                  {General opening routine}
         IFKEY SESAME
            QUIP OLDFASHIONED.MAGIC
         FIN
         DEFAULT OPENABLE
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            AND
            NOT
         IFNEAR ARG2
            QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
         FIN
         ANYOF BOTTLE, BAG, CHEST, CAGE, CLAM, OYSTER, VIAL, KEYS, GATE
            IFKEY BOTTLE
               QUIP BOTTLE.NO.STOPPER
            FIN
            IFKEY BAG
               QUIP NO.OPEN.BAG
            FIN
            IFKEY CHEST
               QUIP CHEST.LOCKED
            FIN
            IFKEY CAGE
               QUIP OK
            FIN
            IFKEY CLAM
               OR
            IFKEY OYSTER
               CALL OPEN.BIVALVE
            FIN
            IFKEY VIAL
               CALL BREAK.VIAL
            FIN
            IFKEY KEYS
               QUIP NO.UNLOCK.KEYS
            FIN
            IFKEY CURTAINS
               IFAT SOFT
                  QUIP CURTAINS.FIXED
               FIN
               QUIP NO.OPEN.CURTAINS
            FIN
            IFKEY GATE
               QUIP NO.OPEN.GATE
            FIN
ACTION   OPEN
         ANYOF GRATE, CHAIN, SAFE
            EVAL IV, ARG2
            IFEQ IV, UNLOCKED
               QUIP ALREADY.OPEN, ARG2
            FIN
            IFKEY SAFE
               OR
            IFHAVE KEYS
            ELSE
               IFKEY GRATE
                   QUIP GRATE.LOCKED, ARG1
               FIN
               QUIP NEED.KEYS
            FIN
ACTION   OPEN GRATE
         IFGT CLOSURE, CLOSING.SOON
            OR
         BIT ADMIN, NOMAGIC
            SAY GRATE.STUCK
            IFGT CLOSURE, CLOSING.SOON
               BIS ADMIN, PANICKED
               BIT GRATE, SPECIAL1
               ELSE
                  BIS GRATE, SPECIAL1
                  QUIP EXIT.CLOSED
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         SET GRATE, UNLOCKED
         BIC DEPRESSION, HINTABLE
         SET IV, UNLOCKED
         IFKEY OPEN
            ADD IV, 1
         FIN
         QUIP  GRATE.NOW, IV
ACTION   OPEN  CHAIN
         IFEQ BEAR, CHAINED.FEROCIOUS
            QUIP CANT.GET.PAST.BEAR
         FIN
         SET CHAIN, UNLOCKED
         SET BEAR, UNCHAINED
         QUIP CHAIN.NOW.UNLOCKED
ACTION   OPEN DOOR
         NEAR DOOR
            IFEQ DOOR, RUSTY
               QUIP DOOR.NEEDS.OIL
            FIN
            QUIP OK
ACTION   OPEN  SAFE
         NEAR  SAFE
            IFEQ SAFE, LOCKED
               QUIP NO.KEYHOLE
            FIN
            IFEQ SAFE, UNLOCKED
               QUIP ALREADY.OPEN, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIP IT.IS.MELTED
ACTION   OPEN FLASK
         NEAR  FLASK
            IFLT  FLASK, EMPTIED
               SET FLASK, EMPTIED
               IFLOC FLASK, PENTAGRAM
                  APPORT DJINN, PENTAGRAM
                  QUIP POLITE.DJINN
               FIN
               QUIP RUDE.DJINN
            FIN
            QUIP ALREADY.OPEN, ARG2
ACTION   CLOSE
         IFKEY CAVE
            AND
         BIT ADMIN, OLORIN   {only wizards can force cave closure}
            CALL CLOSE.THE.CAVE
         FIN
         DEFAULT OPENABLE
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            AND
            NOT
         IFNEAR ARG2
            QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
         FIN
         ANYOF BOTTLE, DOOR, CAGE, FLASK
            IFKEY BOTTLE
               QUIP BOTTLE.NO.STOPPER
            FIN
            IFKEY DOOR
               QUIP NO.LOCK
            FIN
            IFKEY CAGE
               QUIP OK   {Pretend we did something}
            FIN
            IFKEY FLASK
               IFLT  FLASK, EMPTIED
                  QUIP ALREADY.SHUT, ARG2
               FIN
               QUIP NO.CAP
            FIN
ACTION   CLOSE
         ANYOF GRATE, CHAIN, SAFE
            EVAL IV, ARG2
               NOT                    {Safe and chain have more than one}
            IFEQ IV, UNLOCKED         {"locked" states!}
               QUIP ALREADY.SHUT, ARG2
            FIN
            DEPOSIT ARG2, LOCKED
            IFKEY GRATE
               QUIP GRATE.NOW, LOCKED
            FIN
            IFKEY SAFE
               QUIP SAFE.SHUTS
            FIN
            IFAT BEAR.ROOM
               IFHAVE CHAIN
                  DROP CHAIN
               FIN
               IFNEAR BEAR
                  DROP BEAR
                  SET BEAR, CHAINED.GENTLE
                  QUIP BEAR.CHAINED
               FIN
               SET CHAIN, LOCKED.EMPTY
               QUIP CHAIN.NOW.LOCKED
            FIN
            QUIP NO.LOCK.CHAIN
ACTION   HELP
         IFAT DARK.FOREST
            VALUE HELP.WILL.COST.YOU!, HINT.COST
            QUERY WANT.OUT?
               ADD PENALTIES, HINT.COST
               SMOVE ROAD, FOOF
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFINRANGE HERE, MAZEA.42, MAZEA.BY.PIT
            OR
         IFINRANGE HERE, MAZED.107, MAZED.140
            OR
         IFINRANGE HERE, SLIDE, ICE.CAVE.30
            AND
            NOT
         BIT HERE, HINTABLE
            CALL GET.SCORE
            IFGT SCOREX, 99
               QUIP MAZE.HELP.NO.OFFER
            FIN
            VALUE MAZE.HELP.OFFER, HINT.COST
            QUERY WANT.OUT?
               ADD PENALTIES, HINT.COST
               ITOBJ PTR.OBJ
                  IFHAVE PTR.OBJ, VALUED
                     DROP PTR.OBJ
                  FIN
               EOI
               IFHAVE TUSK
                  DROP TUSK     {it may not be valuable yet!}
               FIN
               SAY FOOF
               IFINRANGE HERE, MAZEA.42, MAZEA.BY.PIT
                  MOVE WEST.END.OF.MISTS
               FIN
               IFINRANGE HERE, MAZED.107, MAZED.140
                  MOVE LONG.HALL.WEST
               FIN
               IFINRANGE HERE, SLIDE, ICE.CAVE.30
                  MOVE ICE
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFEQ HINT.TIME, 0
            SET HINT.TIME, 1
         FIN
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE.ENTRANCE
            OR
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE
            AND
            NOT
         BIT HERE, SMARTASS
            QUIP NO.MORE.HELP
         FIN
         CALL HINT.LOGIC     {try to locate hint for here}
         IFGT HINT.TIME, 0    {if no hint for this place}
            IFNEAR DWARF
               OR
            IFNEAR DRAGON
               OR
            IFNEAR TROLL
               OR
            IFNEAR OGRE
               OR
            IFGT BLOB, 0
               OR
            IFNEAR QUICKSAND
               OR
            IFGT GOBLINS, 0
               OR
            IFNEAR BASILISK
               OR
            IFNEAR SPIDER
               OR
            IFNEAR SAFE
               OR
            IFNEAR INSCRIPTION
               SAY CANT.HELP.YOU
            ELSE
               BIT HINTS, HELPED.HIM
                  SAY NO.MORE.HELP
               ELSE
                  BIS HINTS, HELPED.HIM
                  LDA J, HELP.DATA
                  LDA K, HELP.DATA.END
                  CALL KEEP.TALKING
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   INFO
         LDA J, INFO.FIRST
         LDA K, INFO.LAST
         CALL KEEP.TALKING
         QUIT
ACTION   QUIT
         QUERY WANT.TO.QUIT?
            SET QUITTING, 1
            CALL FINIS
         FIN
         QUIP OK
ACTION   NORMAL
         BIS STATUS, QUICKIE
         BIC STATUS, FASTMODE
         LDA OK, OK!
         QUIP BRIEF.OK
ACTION   WIZARD
         BIT ADMIN, OLORIN
            BIC ADMIN, OLORIN
            QUIP OK
         FIN
         QUERY R.U.A.WIZARD?    { Oh no you are not! }
            INPUT PROVE.IT
            ADD PENALTIES, 10
            QUIP OH.POOH
         FIN
         QUIP OK
ACTION   FLY
         BIT ADMIN, OLORIN
            IFEQ STATUS, 1
               BIS STATUS, PLS.CLARIFY
               QUIP WHERE?, ARG1
            FIN
            BIT ARG2, PLACE
               SMOVE ARG2, FOOF
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            QUIP ONLY.WIZARDS
         FIN
         IFNEAR ARG2
            IFKEY RUG
               QUIP RUG.NOT.FOR.FLYING
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   HIT
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            BIT ARG2, MORTAL
               CALL KILL
            ELSE
               IFKEY GONG
                  AND
               IFNEAR GONG
                  IFNEAR TURTLE
                     QUIP GONG.RINGS
                  FIN
                  APPORT TURTLE, HERE
                  QUIP GONG.FETCH
               FIN
               IFKEY MIRROR
                  CALL BREAK
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   KILL
         CALL IS.IT.DARK?
         IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK            {if it is...}
            IFEQ STATUS, 1
               AND
            IFNEAR OWL
               OR
            IFKEY OWL
               QUIP NO.KILL.OWL
            FIN
            QUIP TOO.DARK.TO.FIGHT
         FIN
         IFKEY DWARF
            AND
         IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
            AND
         IFNEAR DWARF
            SAY OTHER.DWARVES.WAKE
            CALL CORONER
         FIN
         IFKEY MACHINE
            CALL KICK
         FIN
         DEFAULT MORTAL      {find default enemy in one exists}
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            IFEQ ARG2, BADWORD
               QUIP PACIFIST
            FIN
            PROCEED
         FIN
         ANYOF TROLL, DWARF, DRAGON, SNAKE, BIRD, BEAR, OYSTER, CLAM, OGRE, BLOB
         ANYOF DJINN, GOBLINS, BASILISK, GIANT, UNICORN, SPIDER, RATS, DARWIN
         NEAR   ARG2
            IFKEY TROLL
               QUIP TROLL.DATA
            FIN
            IFKEY DWARF
               CALL KILL.DWARF
            ELSE
               IFKEY DRAGON
                  CALL KILL.DRAGON
               ELSE
                  IFKEY SNAKE
                     QUIP CANT.KILL.SNAKE
                  FIN
                  IFKEY BLOB
                     QUIP BLOB.RUBBERY
                  FIN
                  IFKEY BEAR
                     QUIP NO.KILL.BEAR, BEAR
                  FIN
                  IFKEY CLAM
                     OR
                  IFKEY OYSTER
                     QUIP KILL.BIVALVE
                  FIN
                  IFKEY OGRE
                     CALL KILL.OGRE
                  ELSE
                     IFKEY GIANT
                        QUERY WITH.WHAT?
                           QUIP VERY.FUNNY
                        FIN
                        SAY USE.A.WEAPON, ARG1
                        QUIP KILL.THE.WHATEVER, ARG2
                     FIN
                     IFKEY DJINN
                        QUIP TOUGH.DJINN
                     FIN
                     IFKEY GOBLINS
                        SAY KILL.GOBLINS
                        CALL CORONER
                     FIN
                     IFKEY BASILISK
                        IFLT BASILISK, PETRIFIED
                           SAY HIT.BASILISK
                           CALL CORONER
                        FIN
                        QUIP IT.IS.DEAD
                     FIN
                     IFKEY DARWIN
                        QUIP NO.KILL.DARWIN
                     FIN
                     IFKEY UNICORN
                        QUIP NO.KILL.UNICORN
                     FIN
                     IFKEY SPIDER
                        QUIP NO.KILL.SPIDER
                     FIN
                     IFKEY RATS
                        CALL RATS.STUFF
                     ELSE
                        IFKEY BIRD
                           CALL KILL.BIRD
                        FIN
                     FIN
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
ACTION   TERSE
         BIC STATUS, QUICKIE
         BIS STATUS, FASTMODE
         SAY OK
         LDA OK, SOK!
         QUIT
ACTION   VERBOSE
         BIC STATUS, QUICKIE
         BIC STATUS, FASTMODE
         LDA OK, OK!
         SAY OK
         CALL IS.IT.DARK?
         IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
         ELSE
            SAY BLANK
            BIS STATUS, FULLDISPLAY
            CALL DESCRIBE.HERE
            BIC STATUS, FULLDISPLAY
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   FEED
         ANYOF BEAR, TROLL, BIRD, SNAKE, DWARF, DRAGON, BASILISK
         ANYOF GOBLINS, UNICORN
            IFNEAR ARG2
               IFKEY BEAR
                  IFNEAR FOOD
                     SET BEAR, CHAINED.GENTLE
                     IFHAVE FOOD
                     FIN
                     APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
                     IFEQ AXE, BY.BEAR
                        SET AXE, AN.ZICH
                     FIN
                     QUIP BEAR.EATS
                  FIN
                  QUIP IT.WONT.EAT
               FIN
               IFKEY TROLL
                  QUIP NO.FEED.TROLL
               FIN
               IFKEY SNAKE
                  IFHAVE BIRD
                     CALL ZAP.BIRD
                     QUIP SNAKE.EATS.BIRD
                  FIN
                  QUIP IT.WONT.EAT
               FIN
               IFKEY DWARF
                  IFGT CLOSURE, CLOSING.SOON
                     QUIP HAH!
                  FIN
                  BIS DWARF, SPECIAL2 {makes him mad}
                  QUIP FED.UP.DWARF
               FIN
               IFKEY BIRD
                  QUIP BIRD.NOT.HUNGRY
               FIN
               IFKEY DRAGON
                  IFEQ DRAGON, ON.RUG
                     QUIP IT.WONT.EAT
                  FIN
                  QUIP IT.IS.DEAD
               FIN
               IFKEY BASILISK
                  IFLT  BASILISK, PETRIFIED
                     QUIP IT.WONT.EAT
                  FIN
                  QUIP IT.IS.DEAD
               FIN
               IFKEY GOBLINS
                  QUIP GOBLINS.EAT.YOU
               FIN
               IFKEY UNICORN
                  IFNEAR FOOD
                     APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
                     APPORT DUNG, HERE
                     QUIP UNICORN.EATS
                  FIN
                  QUIP NO.FOOD.FOR.IT
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
ACTION   FEED
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
         ELSE
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   SCORE
         SET QUITTING, 1
         CALL GET.SCORE
         VALUE SHOULD.YOU.QUIT, SCOREX
         VALUE MAXIMAL.SCORE, MAXSCORE
         VALUE MOVE.COUNT, TURNS
         QUIT
ACTION   JUMP
         QUIP NOWHERE.TO.JUMP
ACTION   IN
         QUIP IN.FROM.OUT
ACTION   OUT
         QUIP IN.FROM.OUT
ACTION   FROBOZZ
         QUIP HELLO.SAILOR
ACTION   SESAME
         QUIP OLDFASHIONED.MAGIC
ACTION   FEE
         IFGT CLOSURE, CLOSING.SOON
            QUIP NOTHING
         FIN
         ANYOF FIE, FOE, FOO, FUM
            SET FOOBAR, 0
            QUIP ONE.AT.A.TIME
ACTION   FEE
         SET FOOBAR, 1
         QUIP OK
ACTION   FIE
         IFEQ FOOBAR, 0
            SET FOOBAR, 2
            QUIP OK
         FIN
         CALL FOO.TO.YOU.TOO
         QUIT
ACTION   FOE
         IFEQ FOOBAR, 1
            SET FOOBAR, 3
            QUIP OK
         FIN
         CALL FOO.TO.YOU.TOO
         QUIT
ACTION   FOO
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            AND
            NOT
         IFKEY SAY
            QUIP WHAT?
         FIN
         IFEQ FOOBAR, 2
            IFLOC NEST, GIANT.ROOM
               OR
            BIT NEST, SPECIAL2   {threw 'em into the chasm}
               SAY NOTHING
               IFLOC NEST, GIANT.ROOM
                  SAY BIT.POINTLESS
               FIN
            ELSE
               IFNEAR NEST
                  SET NEST, 1
               ELSE
                  IFAT GIANT.ROOM
                     SET NEST, 0
                  ELSE
                     SET NEST, 2
                  FIN
               FIN
               IFHAVE NEST
                  DROP NEST
               FIN
               SAY NEST
               SET NEST, 0
               BIT NEST, SPECIAL1  {if the eggs were given in toll}
                  BIC NEST, SPECIAL1
                  BIS TROLL, SPECIAL1    {can't be fooled twice}
                  IFEQ TROLL, BOUGHT.OFF  {bought off, not crossed}
                     OR
                  IFEQ TROLL, WILL.BE.BACK   {bought off, crossed}
                     IFNEAR TROLL2         {at the chasm with a good bridge}
                        SAY FUNNY.NOT.CLEVER
                     FIN
                     SET TROLL, WANTS.TREASURE {normal troll mode}
                     APPORT TROLL, SW.OF.CHASM   {fetch him back}
                     APPORT TROLL2, LIMBO      {discard fake troll}
                  FIN
               FIN
               APPORT NEST, GIANT.ROOM
               IFEQ GIANT, BLISSFUL
                  SET GIANT, HURT
                  CHOOSE GIANT.TIME, 3, 5
               FIN
            FIN
            SET FOOBAR, 0
         ELSE
            CALL FOO.TO.YOU.TOO
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   FUM
         QUIP ABSOLUTELY.NOTHING
ACTION   XYZZY
         QUIP NOTHING
ACTION   PLUGH
         QUIP NOTHING
ACTION   SEARCH
         QUIP CANT.SEARCH
ACTION   FIND  CAVE
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            AND
            NOT
         BIT IN.CAVE, BEEN.HERE
            QUIP TRY.FOLLOWING.STREAM
         FIN
         QUIP NEED.MORE.DETAIL
ACTION   FIND
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            BIT ARG2, OBJECT
               BIT ADMIN, OLORIN
                  IFHAVE ARG2
                     QUIP YOU.HAVE.IT, ARG2
                  FIN
                  LOCATE PTR.PLACE, ARG2
                  MOVE PTR.PLACE
               FIN
               IFNEAR ARG2
                  IFHAVE ARG2
                     OR
                  IFKEY SHADOW
                     QUIP IT.IS.HERE.NOW
                  FIN
                  QUIP HERESOMEWHERE
               FIN
               QUIP FIND.IT.YOURSELF
            FIN
            BIT ARG2, PLACE
               IFAT ARG2
                  QUIP YOU.ARE.THERE
               FIN
               QUIP FIND.IT.YOURSELF
            FIN
            QUIP WHAT?
         FIN
ACTION   SWIM
         QUIP DUNNO.HOW
ACTION   BREAK VASE
         NEAR  VASE
            APPORT VASE, YLEM
            APPORT SHARDS, HERE
            QUIP THROW.VASE
ACTION   BREAK VIAL
         NEAR  VIAL
            CALL BREAK.VIAL
ACTION   BREAK MIRROR
         NEAR  MIRROR
            IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
               SAY BREAK.MIRROR
               CALL CORONER
            FIN
            QUIP OUT.OF.REACH
ACTION   FIX VASE
         NEAR POTTERY
            QUIP NO.CAN.FIX
ACTION   FIX DINGHY
         IFNEAR DINGHY
            QUIP NO.CAN.FIX
         FIN
ACTION   FILL VASE
         IFNEAR VASE
            BIT HERE, H20.HERE
               OR
            IFAT EAST.PIT
               IFHAVE VASE
                  SUB INVCT, 1
               FIN
               APPORT VASE, YLEM
               APPORT SHARDS, HERE
               QUIP VASE.SHATTERS
            FIN
            QUIP NO.VASE.FILLER
         FIN
ACTION   FILL FLASK
         IFHAVE FLASK
            IFLT FLASK, EMPTIED
               QUIP FLASK.SEALED
            FIN
            IFEQ FLASK, EMPTIED
               BIT HERE, H20.HERE
                  SET FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
                  QUIP FLASK.NOW.FULL, WATER
               FIN
               IFAT EAST.PIT
                  SET FLASK, FULL.OF.OIL
                  QUIP FLASK.NOW.FULL, OIL
               FIN
               BIT HERE, IN.SEWER
                  QUIP REPULSIVE
               FIN
               QUIP NOTHING.TO.FILL, FLASK
            FIN
            QUIP FLASK.WAS.FULL
         FIN
         QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
ACTION   FILL BOTTLE
         IFHAVE BOTTLE
            IFEQ BOTTLE, EMPTIED
               BIT HERE, H20.HERE
                  SET BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
                  QUIP BOTTLE.NOW.FULL, WATER
               FIN
               IFAT EAST.PIT
                  SET BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
                  QUIP BOTTLE.NOW.FULL, OIL
               FIN
               QUIP NOTHING.TO.FILL, BOTTLE
            FIN
            QUIP BOTTLE.ALREADY.FULL
         FIN
         QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
ACTION   FILL CHALICE
         IFHAVE CHALICE
            BIT HERE, H20.HERE
               IFAT PANTRY
                  QUIP CANT.SCOOP
               FIN
               BIS CHALICE, SPECIAL1
               BIS CHALICE, SPECIAL2
               QUIP CHALICE.LEAKING
            FIN
            QUIP NOTHING.TO.FILL, CHALICE
         FIN
         QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
ACTION   FILL
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            AND
         IFNEAR ARG2
            QUIP CANT.FILL.THAT
         FIN
ACTION   EMPTY
         ANYOF BOTTLE, FLASK, CHALICE, VIAL
            IFHAVE ARG2
            ELSE
               QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
            FIN
ACTION   EMPTY CHALICE
         BIT CHALICE, SPECIAL1
            QUIP CHALICE.NOW.EMPTY
         FIN
         QUIP IS.EMPTY
ACTION   EMPTY BOTTLE
         IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
            OR
         IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
            LDA ARG2, WATER
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
               LDA ARG2, OIL
            FIN
            CALL POUR
         ELSE
            SAY IS.EMPTY
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   EMPTY FLASK
         IFLT FLASK, EMPTIED
            CALL OPEN
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFEQ FLASK, EMPTIED
            QUIP IS.EMPTY
         FIN
         IFEQ FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
            LDA ARG2, WATER
         ELSE
            LDA ARG2, OIL
         FIN
         IFHAVE ARG2
            APPORT ARG2, STOREROOM   {Get real thing out of the way}
         FIN
         CALL POUR
         QUIT
ACTION   EMPTY
         IFKEY VIAL
            QUIP VIAL.SEALED
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   POUR                       {ACTION POUR WATER does not work, }
         IFIS ARG2, WATER           {since we want to process EMPTY via}
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER       {a call to POUR}
               SET BOTTLE, EMPTIED  {This is also why the IFIS ARG2 is}
               IFNEAR PLANT         {used rather than IFKEY.}
                  CALL WATER.BEANSTALK
               ELSE
                  IFNEAR DOOR
                     SAY HINGES..RUST
                     SET DOOR, RUSTY
                  ELSE
                     SAY POUR.LIQUID, WATER
                  FIN
                  BIS HERE, DAMP   {dampen the ground}
               FIN
            ELSE
               IFNEAR FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
                  SET FLASK, EMPTIED
                  SAY FLASK.EMPTY
               ELSE
                  SAY YOU.DONT.HAVE, WATER
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFIS ARG2, OIL
            IFNEAR FLASK, FULL.OF.OIL
               OR
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
            ELSE
               QUIP YOU.DONT.HAVE, OIL
            FIN
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.OIL
               SET BOTTLE, EMPTIED
               SET J, 1
            ELSE
               SET FLASK, EMPTIED
               SET J, 2
            FIN
            IFNEAR PLANT
               SAY YOU.OIL.THE.PLANT
            ELSE
               IFNEAR DOOR
                  SAY DOOR.NOW.OILED
                  SET DOOR, OILED
               ELSE
                  IFEQ J, 1
                     SAY POUR.LIQUID, WATER
                     BIS HERE, DAMP   {dampen the ground}
                  ELSE
                     SAY FLASK.EMPTY
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            QUIP CANT.POUR
         FIN
ACTION   PLACATE
         ANYOF DWARF, SNAKE, BIRD, DRAGON, TROLL, BEAR, PIRATE, OGRE, BASILISK
         ANYOF GOBLINS, UNICORN
         NEAR  ARG2
            QUIP I.AM.GAME
ACTION   EAT
         IFNEAR FOOD
            IFKEY FOOD
               OR
            IFEQ STATUS, 1
               APPORT FOOD, LIMBO
               QUIP URRP
            FIN
         FIN
         IFNEAR MUSHROOM
            IFKEY MUSHROOM
               OR
            IFEQ STATUS, 1
               SET MUSHTIME, 30
               ADD MUSHTIME, LASTCLOCK
               SET STRENGTH, 12
               BIC SWORD.PLACE, HINTABLE
               SET MUSHROOM, EATEN
               APPORT MUSHROOM, YLEM
               QUIP MUSHROOM
            FIN
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS,1
            QUIP NO.FOOD
         FIN
         ANYOF DWARF, DRAGON, BIRD, SNAKE, BEAR, TROLL, PLANT, OGRE
         ANYOF BASILISK, GOBLINS
            QUIP BLEAH
ACTION   EAT
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT         {Already quitted for STATUS 1}
            IFNEAR ARG2
               QUIP REPULSIVE
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   RUB LAMP
         NEAR LAMP
            QUIP YOU.RUB.LAMP, ARG2
ACTION   RUB SPOON
         NEAR SPOON
            QUIP SPOON.STILL.TARNISHED, SPOON
ACTION   RUB PLATE
         IFNEAR PLATE
            AND
         IFLT PLATE, SHINY
            IFHAVE RAGS
               SET PLATE, SHINY
               SET RAGS, VERY.DIRTY
               QUIP POLISH.PLATE, ARG1
            FIN
            QUIP NEED.RAGS, ARG1
         FIN
ACTION   RUB PENTAGRAM          {Needs special entry due to PENTAGRAM}
         IFAT PENTAGRAM         {being a place rather than an object}
            QUIP PECULIAR
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, PENTAGRAM
ACTION   RUB
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            BIT ARG2, OBJECT
               IFNEAR ARG2
                  BIT ARG2, MORTAL
                     AND
                     NOT
                  IFKEY CLAM
                     AND
                     NOT
                  IFKEY OYSTER
                     AND
                     NOT
                  IFKEY UNICORN
                     QUIP HAH!
                  FIN
                  QUIP PECULIAR
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   BACK
         BIT HERE, NO.BACK
            OR
         BIT THERE, NO.BACK
            OR
         IFEQ THERE, 0
            QUIP CANT.GO.BACK
         FIN
         MOVE THERE
ACTION   MIST
         IFAT NOWHERE
            QUIP NOWHERE.MIST
         FIN
         IFAT MISTS
            OR
         IFAT PIT
            OR
         IFAT EAST.OF.FISSURE
            OR
         IFAT EAST.WINDOW
            OR
         IFAT WEST.WINDOW
            OR
         IFAT MISTY
            OR
         IFAT MIRROR.CANYON
            OR
         IFAT RESERVOIR
            OR
         IFAT SW.OF.CHASM
            OR
         IFAT LARGE.CAVERN
            OR
         IFAT SWIRLING.MIST
            OR
         IFAT SWORD.PLACE
            OR
         IFNEAR CHASM
            QUIP THIS.IS.MIST
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, MIST
ACTION   CURTAINS
         IFAT SOFT
            OR
         IFAT CURTAIN.ENTRANCE
            OR
         IFAT BARE.CAVERN
            QUIP COMFORT
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, CURTAINS
ACTION   DRAWINGS
         IFAT TOP.OF.CHAPEL
            QUIP RED.HERRING
         FIN
         IFNEAR DRAWINGS
            QUIP ORIENTAL.DRAWING
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, DRAWINGS
ACTION   FOG
         IFAT PLAIN.1
            OR
         IFAT PLAIN.2
            OR
         IFAT PLAIN.3
            QUIP PEA.SOUPER
         FIN
         QUIP I.DONT.SEE, FOG
ACTION   SAY
         ANYOF PLUGH, XYZZY, THURB, MELENKURION, NOSIDE, SAMOHT
         ANYOF KNERL, ZORTON, KLAETU, SNOEZE, BLERBI, PHUGGG, SESAME
         ANYOF FEE, FIE, FOE, FOO, FUM
            CALL ARG2
            QUIT
ACTION   SAY
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            QUIT
         FIN
ACTION   SAVE
         VALUE MUST.WAIT, MIN.TIME
         VALUE OR.ITLL.COST, HASTE.COST
         QUERY IS.THIS.OK?
         ELSE
            QUIP IF.NOT.NOT
         FIN
         IFEQ IV, 0
         FIN
         EXEC  1, IV      {save program image}
         IFEQ IV, 0
            QUERY CONTINUE.NOW?
               QUIP OK
            FIN
            SAY BLANK
            CHOOSE PTR.TEXT, WELL.MEET.AGAIN, NIAGA.TEEM.LLEW
            SAY PTR.TEXT
            SAY BLANK
            STOP
         ELSE
            QUIP CANT.SAVE
         FIN
ACTION   RESTORE
         BIT ADMIN, OLORIN
            SET IV, 1
         FIN
         EXEC  6, IV         {save value of IV over RESTORE attempt}
         EXEC  2, IV         {attempt to restore image}
         IFEQ IV, 0         {all well}
            EXEC  7, J      {restore pushed value}
            IFEQ J, 1
               BIS ADMIN, OLORIN
            ELSE
               BIC ADMIN, OLORIN
            FIN
            EXEC 8, IV    {get time (in minutes) since game dumped}
            IFLT IV, MIN.TIME
               VALUE TOO.SOON, MIN.TIME
               VALUE IT.COSTS.YOU, HASTE.COST
               ADD PENALTIES, 10
            FIN
            IFEQ LAMP, SWITCHED.ON     {if the lamp is on}
               ADD LAMPLIFE, 1  {compensate for following move}
            FIN
            QUERY SAVE.THE.IMAGE
               SAY OK
            ELSE
               CHOOSE PTR.TEXT, ITS.GONE, ENOG.STI
               SAY PTR.TEXT
               EXEC  3, IV         {flush the image}
            FIN
            GOTO HERE
            SAY BLANK
         ELSE
            IFEQ IV, 1   {no file, or no image}
               SAY NO.IMAGE
               SUB   TURNS, 1     {let him try again}
            ELSE                 {checksum failed!}
               QUERY EXPLOSION   {well-house blew up}
                  EXEC  3, IV     {delete the record}
               FIN
               SAY OK
            FIN
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   DRINK
         IFKEY CHALICE
            AND
         IFNEAR CHALICE
            BIT CHALICE, SPECIAL1
               CALL CHALICE.POWER
            FIN
            QUIP IS.EMPTY
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            AND
         IFNEAR CHALICE, SPECIAL1
            CALL CHALICE.POWER
         FIN
         IFKEY OIL
            QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            OR
         IFKEY WATER
            OR 
         IFKEY BOTTLE
            OR
         IFKEY FLASK
            BIT HERE, H20.HERE
               AND
               NOT
            IFKEY BOTTLE
               AND
               NOT
            IFKEY FLASK
               LDA IV, SLURP
               SET J, 900
               CALL WATER!
            FIN
            IFKEY BOTTLE
               OR
            IFKEY FLASK
               IFHAVE ARG2
               ELSE
                  IFHERE ARG2
                     QUIP PICK.IT.UP, ARG2
                  FIN
                  QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
               FIN
               EVAL IV, ARG2
               IFEQ IV, FULL.OF.OIL
                  QUIP NO.DRINK.OIL
               FIN
               IFKEY FLASK
                  AND
               IFLT FLASK, EMPTIED
                  QUIP OPEN.FLASK.FIRST
               FIN
               IFEQ IV, EMPTIED
                  QUIP CANT.DRINK.EMPTY, ARG2
               FIN
            FIN
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
               AND
               NOT
            IFKEY FLASK
               LDA IV, BOTTLE.NOW.EMPTY
               SET BOTTLE, EMPTIED
               SET J, 600
               CALL WATER!
            FIN
            IFNEAR FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
               LDA IV, FLASK.EMPTY
               SET FLASK, EMPTIED
               SET J, 400
               CALL WATER!
            FIN
            IFKEY WATER
               QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIP NOTHING.TO.DRINK
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            IFNEAR ARG2
               IFKEY VIAL
                  QUIP NO.DRINK.VIAL
               FIN
               QUIP HAH!
            FIN
            QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
         FIN
         QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
ACTION   HISTORY
         QUIP HISTORY.DATA
ACTION   EPNS
         IFNEAR SPOON
            SET SPOON, EPNS.WORTHLESS
            QUIP E.P.N.S.
         FIN
         QUIP E.P.N.S.TO.YOU.TOO
ACTION   READ  NOTICE
         IFAT HILL
            OR
         IFAT BASEMENT
            OR
         IFAT TOWER.UPPER.LANDING
            QUIP NOTHING.MORE.TO.READ
         FIN
         IFAT STUPENDOUS.VIEW
            BIS STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
            SAY NOTICE
            BIC STATUS, DETAILDISPLAY
            IFEQ NOTICE, UNREAD
               SET NOTICE, EXAMINED
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
ACTION   READ
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            IFKEY DOCUMENTS
               IFNEAR WEB, WITH.DOCUMENTS
                  QUIP DOCUMENTS.STUCK
               FIN
               IFNEAR DOCUMENTS
                  QUIP DOCUMENTS.FUNNY
               FIN
            FIN
            IFKEY INSCRIPTION
               AND
            IFHAVE SPOON
               AND
               NOT
            IFNEAR INSCRIPTION
               QUIP SPOON.QUIP
            FIN
            IFKEY ROCKS
               AND
            IFNEAR INSCRIPTION
               CALL READ.ROCK
            FIN
            IFKEY TABLET
               IFAT DARK
                  QUIP DARK.ROOM
               FIN
            FIN
            BIT ARG2, OBJECT
               IFNEAR ARG2
                  IFKEY MAGAZINES
                     QUIP MAG.IN.DWARVISH
                  FIN
                  IFKEY MESSAGE
                     QUIP IT.SAYS.CHEST.ELSEWHERE
                  FIN
                  IFKEY SPOON
                     QUIP SPOON.QUIP
                  FIN
                  IFKEY ROCKS
                     AND
                  IFAT SWORD.PLACE
                     OR
                  IFKEY INSCRIPTION
                     CALL READ.ROCK
                  FIN
                  IFKEY PLAQUE
                     QUIP PLAQUE.INFO
                  FIN
                  IFKEY OYSTER
                     CALL OYSTER.MESSAGE
                  FIN
                  IFKEY MACHINE
                     QUIP MACHINE.SIGN
                  FIN
               FIN
            ELSE
               QUIP HAH!
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   CLIMB
         IFAT DARK.FOREST
            QUIP DULL.VIEW
         FIN
         IFINRANGE HERE, FOREST.1, DARK.FOREST
            QUIP NO.CLIMBING
         FIN
         QUIP NOTHING.TO.CLIMB
ACTION   LOST
         QUIP I.AM.CONFUSED
ACTION   MELENKURION
         IFNEAR STATUE, SOLID.WALL
            SET STATUE, WALL.GONE
            BIC BY.FIGURE, HINTABLE
            SET NEXT.VISION, SKELETON.VISION
            IFLT  GIANT, PICNICKING          {He is trying to be clever!}
               APPORT GIANT, YLEM            {This will teach him...}
               SET GIANT, RESTING            {Disable the clock}
            FIN
            QUIP STATUE.CRUMBLES
         FIN
         QUIP NOTHING
ACTION   NOSIDE
         IFKEY SAMOHT
            QUIP ONE.AT.A.TIME
         FIN
         BIT ADMIN, EDISON
            BIC ADMIN, EDISON
            QUIP NOTHING
         FIN
         IFGT CLOSURE, EXITS.BARRED
            OR
            NOT
         BIT LAIR, BEEN.HERE
            OR
            NOT
         IFNEAR LAMP
            QUIP NOTHING
         FIN
         BIS ADMIN, EDISON
         QUIP OK
ACTION   SAMOHT
         BIT ADMIN, EDISON
            IFHAVE LAMP
               SAY FZAP
               CALL CORONER
            FIN
            IFGT LAMPLIFE, 40
               APPORT LAMP, YLEM
               SET BATTERIES, WORNOUT    {so lamp doesn't come back}
               SET LAMP, SWITCHED.OFF
               SET LAMPLIFE, 0
               CHANCE 50
                  SAY LAMP.GOES.POOF
                  CALL IS.IT.DARK?
                  IFEQ IV, IT.IS.DARK
                     SAY IT.IS.NOW.DARK
                  FIN
               ELSE
                  SAY LAMP.EXPLODES
                  CALL CORONER
               FIN
            ELSE
               BIS ORC.MUTTER, NOSIDE.MUTTER
               SAY LAMP.RECHARGED
               ADD LAMPLIFE, 300
               SET LAMP, SWITCHED.ON
            FIN
         ELSE
            SAY NOTHING
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   THURB
         QUIP NOTHING
ACTION   ZORTON
         IFEQ SWORD, IN.STONE
            OR
            NOT
         IFNEAR SWORD
            SAY NOTHING
         ELSE
            IFHAVE SWORD
               SAY SWORD.TRAN.1
            ELSE
               SAY SWORD.TRAN.2
            FIN
            BIT ADMIN, CHALICE.GONE
               SAY DONT.BELIEVE
            FIN
            APPORT SWORD, YLEM
            APPORT RING, HERE
            BIS RING, SEEN
            SET NEXT.VISION, GORGE.VISION
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   KNERL
         CALL PASS.PHRASE
ACTION   KLAETU
         CALL PASS.PHRASE
ACTION   SNOEZE
         CALL PASS.PHRASE
ACTION   BLERBI
         CALL PASS.PHRASE
ACTION   RIDE
         IFKEY RUG
            CALL FLY
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            OR
         IFKEY TURTLE
            AND
         IFNEAR TURTLE
            APPORT TURTLE, LIMBO
            SMOVE RESERVOIR, TURTLE.BACK
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            OR
         IFKEY UNICORN
            AND
         IFNEAR UNICORN
            IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
               ITOBJ PTR.OBJ
                  IFHAVE PTR.OBJ
                     APPORT PTR.OBJ, YLEM
                  FIN
               EOI
               SET CLOSURE, MIDDLE.OF.NOWHERE
               BIS NOWHERE, BEEN.HERE {To force brief description}
               SMOVE NOWHERE, THROUGH.THE.MIRROR
            FIN
            SAY RIDE.TO.HELL
            STOP
         FIN
ACTION   PHUGGG
         BIS DJINN, SPECIAL2    {he needn't tell us about it}
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            OR
         IFGT CLOSURE, EXITS.BARRED
            SAY NOTHING
         ELSE
            IFNEAR BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
               OR
            BIT HERE, H20.HERE
               CHANCE 85
                  SAY NOTHING
               ELSE
                  CHANCE 95
                     SAY JELLYFISH
                     CALL CORONER
                  FIN
                  SAY CAVE.DESTROYED
                  QUERY MORE.BAD.NEWS?
                     SAY CAVE.2.DESTROYED
                  FIN
                  STOP
               FIN
            ELSE
               IFNEAR AXE
                  OR
               IFNEAR SWORD
                  IFNEAR AXE
                     SAY ZOT.AXE
                     APPORT AXE, YLEM
                  FIN
                  IFNEAR SWORD
                     SAY ZOT.SWORD
                     APPORT SWORD, YLEM
                  FIN
               ELSE
                  RANDOM IV, 3
                  MULT IV, 2
                  IFGT DWARF, 1
                     ADD IV, 1
                  FIN
                  IFNEAR DWARF
                     CHANCE 70
                        LDA J, IT.WORKED
                        ADD IV, J
                        SAY IV
                        SET P, DWARF
                        CALL KILL.SOME.DWARVES
                     ELSE
                        LDA J, IT.DIDNT.WORK
                        ADD IV, J
                        SAY IV
                        CALL CORONER
                     FIN
                  ELSE
                     SAY NOTHING
                  FIN
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   RUNOUT
         BIT ADMIN, OLORIN   {wizard?}
            SET CLOCK, 0
            SMOVE HERE, OK!
         FIN
         QUIP WHAT?
ACTION   SCREAM
         SAY THE.SCREAM
         QUIP FEELING.BETTER?
ACTION   REST
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            CALL RESTORE      {They *always* type REST MYGAME}
         FIN
         IFAT BUILDING
            OR
         IFAT VESTRY
            QUIP YOU.REST
         FIN
         QUIP NO.REST
ACTION   SLEEP
         QUIP NO.SLEEP
ACTION   HOOT
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            IFLOC OWL, YLEM
               QUIP YOU.HOOT
            FIN
            IFNEAR OWL
               QUIP NEARBY.OWL
            FIN
            BIT HERE, LIT
               OR
            BIT HERE, NO.DWARF
               OR
            BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
               IFNEAR SPIDER
                  OR
               IFAT VESTRY
                  OR
               IFNEAR DRAGON
                  SET K, 0
                  SET J, 30
                  CALL OWL.COMES
               ELSE
                  SAY YOU.HOOT
               FIN
               QUIT
            FIN
            LOCATE K, OWL
            SUB K, HERE          {calculate how 'far' from here}
            IFLT K, 0
               NEGATE K
            FIN
            SUB K, 1
            MULTIPLY K, 3        {chance of no response to hooting}
            SET J, K
            ADD J, K             {chance of limited response to hooting}
            CALL OWL.COMES
         ELSE
            SAY WHAT?
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   CUT
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            PROCEED
         FIN
         IFHAVE SWORD
            OR
         IFHAVE AXE
         ELSE
            QUIP NOTHING.TO.CUT.WITH
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            OR
         IFKEY TREES
         ELSE
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
         IFKEY TREES
            QUIP NO.TIMBER
         FIN
         IFKEY ROPE
            AND
         IFNEAR ROPE
            QUIP ROPE.TOO.TOUGH
         FIN
         IFKEY PLANT
            IFAT WEST.PIT
               QUIP VANDAL!
            FIN
            IFAT WEST.PIT.END
               AND
            IFGT PLANT, STUNTED
               QUIP VANDAL!
            FIN
         FIN
         IFKEY WEB
            IFAT WEB.MAZE.4
               IFEQ WEB, WITH.SPIDER
                  QUIP NO.KILL.SPIDER
               FIN
               IFEQ WEB, WITH.DOCUMENTS
                  APPORT DOCUMENTS, HERE
                  SET WEB, IN.SHREDS
                  QUIP CUT.WEB
               FIN
               QUIP IT.IS.IN.SHREDS
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   BLOW HORN
         IFHAVE HORN
            BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
               QUIP LOUD.SQUEAK
            FIN
            IFINRANGE HERE, TOWER.STEPS, TOWER.TOP
               SET J, HERE
               LDA K, TOWER.BASE
               SUB J, K
               ADD DWARFCOUNT, J
               IFGT DWARFCOUNT, 9
                  SET DWARFCOUNT, 9
               FIN
               IFEQ DWARF.SENTRY, DOZING
                  SET DWARF.SENTRY, WATCHFUL
               FIN
            FIN
            BIT HERE, NO.DWARF
               OR
            IFEQ DWARFCOUNT, 0
               QUIP MELLOW.NOTE
            FIN
            IFLT DWARF, DWARFCOUNT
               SET J, DWARFCOUNT
               SUB J, DWARF
               VALUE DWARVES.COME, J
               APPORT DWARF, HERE
               SET DWARF, DWARFCOUNT
               CALL IS.IT.DARK?
               IFEQ IV, IT.IS.NOT.DARK
                  BIS DWARF, SPECIAL2
                  SAY DWARF
               FIN
            ELSE
               VALUE DWARVES.UPSET, DWARF
               BIS DWARF, SPECIAL2
               SET FLEETFOOT, 0
               SET BACKLASH, 100
            FIN
         ELSE
            SAY YOU.DONT.HAVE, ARG2
         FIN
         QUIT
ACTION   KICK
         IFKEY MACHINE
            OR
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            AND
         IFNEAR MACHINE
            BIT BATTERIES, SEEN
               AND
               NOT
            BIT DRACHMA, SEEN
               BIS DRACHMA, SEEN
               APPORT DRACHMA, HERE
               QUIP DRACHMA.DROPS
            FIN
            QUIP NOTHING
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
         ELSE
            PROCEED
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, VERB
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
         IFNEAR ARG2
            IFKEY DWARF
               AND
            IFNEAR DWARF
               IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
                  SAY DWARF.WAKES
               ELSE
                  SAY DWARF.STABS
               FIN
               CALL CORONER
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
ACTION   REPLACE BATTERIES
         IFNEAR BATTERIES
            AND
         IFLT BATTERIES, WORNOUT
            SET LAMPLIFE, 400
            SET BATTERIES, WORNOUT
            QUIP SWAPPED.EM
         FIN
         QUIP NO.SPARES
ACTION   FUCK
         CHOOSE PTR.TEXT, FUCK.FIRST, FUCK.LAST
         QUIP PTR.TEXT
ACTION   WAKE
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            IFNEAR ARG2
               IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
                  AND
               IFKEY DWARF
                  SAY DWARF.WAKES
                  CALL CORONER
               FIN
               QUIP HAH!
            FIN
         FIN
ACTION   BLAST
         IFEQ CLOSURE, IN.REPOSITORY
            AND
         BIT DYNAMITE, SEEN
            IFLOC DYNAMITE, YLEM
               QUIP ENOUGH!
            FIN
            IFNEAR DYNAMITE
               SAY YOU.EXPLODE
               CALL CORONER
            FIN
            IFAT NE.REPOSITORY
               SAY LAVA.FLOWS
               CALL CORONER
            FIN
            BIS DARK.HOLE, BEEN.HERE   {Dark hole now accessible}
            LDA THERE, BLASTED.REPOSITORY {In case he says BACK}
            APPORT DYNAMITE, YLEM     {No more dynamiting}
            APPORT DWARF, YLEM
            APPORT UNICORN, HERE
            QUIP KABOOM
         FIN
         QUIP NEED.DYNAMITE
ACTION   TANSTAAFL
         QUIP IS.DUTCH
ACTION   WEAR
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            OR
            NOT
         BIT ARG2, OBJECT
            PROCEED
         FIN
         IFNEAR ARG2
            BIT ARG2, WEARABLE
            ELSE
               QUIP BE.SERIOUS!
            FIN
            IFHAVE ARG2
               EVAL J, ARG2
               IFGT J, NOT.WORN
                  QUIP YER.WEARING, ARG2
               FIN
            FIN
            IFKEY HELMET
               QUIP BAD.FIT
            FIN
            IFHAVE ARG2
            ELSE
               IFLT INVCT, STRENGTH
                  OR
               BIT ARG2, FREEBIE
                  GET ARG2
                  CALL PICKUP
               ELSE
                  QUIP ARMS.ARE.FULL
               FIN
            FIN
            IFKEY JEWELRY
               QUIP SUCH.VANITY
            FIN
            DEPOSIT ARG2, WORN    {N.B.: for crown WORN = ACTIVATED!}
            BIS ARG2, FREEBIE
            IFKEY CROWN
               BIT CROWN, SPECIAL2
                  SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
                  SAY IT.IS, ARG2
               ELSE
                  BIS CROWN, SPECIAL2
                  SAY FEEL.FOOLISH
               FIN
            ELSE
               SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
               SAY IT.IS, ARG2
            FIN
            QUIT
         FIN
ACTION   REMOVE
         IFKEY BIRD
            AND
         IFHAVE BIRD
            CALL DROP.BIRD
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            PROCEED
         FIN
         BIT ARG2, WEARABLE
         ELSE
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
         EVAL J, ARG2
         IFLT J, WORN
            OR
            NOT
         IFHAVE ARG2
            QUIP YER.NOT.WEARING.IT
         FIN
         IFLT INVCT, STRENGTH
         ELSE
            QUIP ARMS.ARE.FULL
         FIN
         IFKEY RING
         ELSE
            BIC ARG2, FREEBIE
         FIN
         IFKEY CROWN
            SET IV, CROWN
            IFGT IV, DORMANT
               SET CROWN, DORMANT
               IFLT IV, SPEAKING
                  IFEQ IV, WHISPERING
                     OR
                  IFAT BREATHTAKER
                     OR
                  IFAT FACES
                     OR
                  IFAT WARMJUNCTN
                  ELSE
                     QUIP WHISPERS.STOP
                  FIN
               ELSE
                  IFLT IV, CHANTING
                     QUIP VOICES.STOP
                  FIN
                  IFLT IV, ROARING
                     QUIP CHANTING.STOPS
                  FIN
                  IFLT IV, KILLING
                     QUIP ROAR.STOPS
                  FIN
                  QUIP JUST.IN.TIME
               FIN
            FIN
         FIN
         DEPOSIT ARG2, NOT.WORN
         SAY YOU.DO, ARG1
         QUIP IT.IS, ARG2
ACTION   USE
         QUIP USE.TOO.VAGUE
ACTION   REFLECT
         IFEQ STATUS, 1
            IFNEAR SHADOW
               IFAT EAST.WINDOW
                  GOTO WEST.WINDOW
               ELSE
                  GOTO EAST.WINDOW
               FIN
               BIC STATUS, MOVED
               BIC SHADOW, SPECIAL2
               QUIP NOTHING.OBVIOUS
            FIN
            IFNEAR MIRROR
               QUIP PRETTY.REFLECTION
            FIN
            QUIP VAIN.REFLECTION
         FIN
         QUIP HAH!
ACTION   TRANSLATE
         IFEQ STATUS, 2
            IFKEY PLAQUE
               OR
            IFKEY MAGAZINES
               OR
            IFKEY DWARF
               OR
            IFKEY DOCUMENTS
            ELSE
               QUIP HAH!
            FIN
         FIN
         IFNEAR DOCUMENTS
            IFEQ STATUS, 1
               OR
            IFKEY DOCUMENTS
               QUIP CANT.READ.DOCUMENTS
            FIN
         FIN
         IFNEAR PLAQUE
            OR
         IFNEAR MAGAZINES
            OR
         IFNEAR DWARF
            QUIP NO.SPEAK.DWARVISH
         FIN
         QUIP TRANSLATE.WHAT?, ARG1
ACTION   YES
         CHANCE 30
            QUIP IS.THAT.SO?
         FIN
         CHANCE 50
            QUIP WELL.THERE.IT.IS
         FIN
         QUIP I.SEE
ACTION   VOCABULARY
         LDA J, VOCAB.FIRST
         LDA K, VOCAB.LAST
         CALL KEEP.TALKING
         QUIT
ACTION   CROSS
         IFAT ROAD
            OR
         IFAT VALLEY
            OR
         IFAT SLIT
            OR
         IFAT STREAMPIT
            OR
         IFAT SEWER.4
            OR
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE.ENTRANCE
            OR
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE
            QUIP IVE.CROSSED
         FIN
         QUIP HAH!
ACTION   LISTEN
         IFAT BREATHTAKER
            OR
         IFAT FACES
            OR
         IFAT WARMJUNCTN
            QUIP NOT.IN.THIS.NOISE!
         FIN
         IFHAVE CROWN
            AND
         IFGT CROWN, ACTIVATED
            BIT CROWN, SPECIAL1
            ELSE
               ADD CROWN, 1
            FIN
            IFLT CROWN, SPEAKING
               QUIP CROWN.SOFT
            FIN
            QUIP CROWN.LOUD
         FIN
         IFNEAR DWARF
            OR
         IFNEAR GOBLINS
            OR
         IFGT BLOB, 0
            QUIP NO.LISTENING
         FIN
         IFHERE BIRD
            QUIP HEAR.MUSIC, BIRD
         FIN
         IFNEAR SWORD
            QUIP HEAR.MUSIC, SWORD
         FIN
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            AND
            NOT
         IFAT BUILDING
            QUIP BIRDIES.SING
         FIN
         IFAT SWIRLING.MIST
            OR
         IFAT FORK
            OR
         IFAT CORRIDOR
            OR
         IFAT BOULDERS
            OR
         IFAT BASALT.SHELF
            OR
         IFAT LAIR
            QUIP EERIE.AINT.IT?
         FIN
         IFAT MISTY
            OR
         IFAT RESERVOIR
            QUIP SPLASHING.NOISES
         FIN
         BIT PIRATE, SPECIAL1
            AND
            NOT
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            AND
            NOT
         BIT HERE, LIT
            QUIP RUSTLING
         FIN
         QUIP HEAR.NOTHING
ACTION   SORRY
         QUIP DONT.MENTION.IT
ACTION   WASH
         IFGT STATUS, 1
            BIT ARG2, PORTABLE
               IFNEAR ARG2
               ELSE
                  QUIP I.DONT.SEE, ARG2
               FIN
               BIT HERE, H20.HERE
                  IFAT STREAM.MAZE
                     OR
                  IFAT STREAM.MAZE.ENTRANCE
                     AND
                  BIT RATS, SPECIAL2
                     QUIP WASH.YOURSELF
                  FIN
                  IFKEY RAGS
                     AND
                  IFEQ RAGS, VERY.DIRTY
                     QUIP RAGS.DIRTY
                  FIN
                  QUIP WHATEVER.FOR?
               FIN
               QUIP NOTHING.TO.WASH.WITH
            FIN
            QUIP HAH!
         FIN
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE.ENTRANCE
            OR
         IFAT STREAM.MAZE
            AND
         BIT RATS, SPECIAL2
            BIT RATS, FREEBIE
               SAY CLEAN.AGAIN
            ELSE
               SAY CLEAN.NOW
               BIS RATS, FREEBIE
            FIN
            BIC RATS, SPECIAL2
            BIC STREAM.MAZE, HINTABLE
            BIC STREAM.MAZE.ENTRANCE, HINTABLE
            QUIT
         FIN
         IFINRANGE HERE, SEA.VIEW, SEWER.5
            QUIP IN.THIS.MUCK?
         FIN
         BIT HERE, H20.HERE
            QUIP CLEAN.ENOUGH
         FIN
         IFHAVE FLASK, FULL.OF.WATER
            OR
         IFHAVE BOTTLE, FULL.OF.WATER
            QUIP NO.WASTE.WATER
         FIN
         QUIP NOTHING.TO.WASH.WITH
ACTION   SWEAR
         SAY OK!
         SAY BLANK
         CHOOSE IV, SWEAR.WORDS.FIRST, SWEAR.WORDS.LAST
         SAY IV
         QUIP FEELING.BETTER?
ACTION   FOREST
         IFINRANGE HERE, FOREST.1, DARK.FOREST
            QUIP YOU.ARE.THERE
         FIN
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            QUIP PLENTY.OF.TREES, ARG1
         FIN
         QUIP NOT.AROUND.HERE, ARG1
ACTION   DIE
         BIT HERE, NOT.IN.CAVE
            QUIP SUICIDE.SILLY
         FIN
         BIT HINTS, DEATH.IS.SIMPLE
            QUIP FAKE.AN.ACCIDENT
         FIN
         QUERY REALLY.SUICIDE?
            BIS HINTS, DEATH.IS.SIMPLE
            QUIP WALK.WITHOUT.LIGHT
         FIN
         QUIP THINGS.COULD.BE.WORSE
ACTION   ROLL RUG
         IFNEAR RUG
            IFEQ RUG, ROLLED.UP
               QUIP RUG.ALREADY.IS, ROLLED.UP
            FIN
            SET RUG, ROLLED.UP
            QUIP RUG.IS.NOW, ROLLED.UP
         FIN
ACTION   UNROLL RUG
         IFNEAR RUG
            IFEQ RUG, UNROLLED
               QUIP RUG.ALREADY.IS, UNROLLED
            FIN
            IFHAVE RUG
               BIT HINTS, UNROLLING.RUGS
                  QUIP I.SAY.DROP.RUG.FIRST
               FIN
               BIS HINTS, UNROLLING.RUGS
               QUIP DROP.RUG.FIRST
            FIN
            SET RUG, UNROLLED
            QUIP RUG.IS.NOW, UNROLLED
         FIN
